Remember that crazy bitch who accused Justin Bieber of knocking her up? Mariah Yeater. That was crazy bitch's name. You may not remember her but Bieber does. And he does NOT remember her fondly. Quite the opposite. He hates that broad. He hates her with a taunting Twitter hatred.
Bieber tweeted at Yeater, "Dear mariah yeeter...we have never met...so from the heart i just wanted to say..." And then there's an embedded video of Borat saying "You will never get this." "This" being Justin's sweet sweet lovin'.
Good touch by the Biebs accidentally-on purpose misspelling her name. That shit's gotta sting. Somewhere Mariah Yeater is rocking back and forth and moaning "Why. Whyyyyy." Just like I was about three hours ago. Don't worry Mariah, it gets better. For ME it does. Maybe not you though. Oh cheer up, at least you're not Genevieve Sabourin. And Bieber isn't that primo anyways. He's no Lance Bass.
