Thursday, June 28, 2012

CelebriGum: Justin Bieber

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CelebriGum: Justin Bieber
Jun 28th 2012, 21:06

Behold the pop star.  Acclaimed by millions, yet lonely as a piece of discarded gum.

Complete nonsense, of course.  He had a large entourage, and there were hundreds of people screaming at him from every direction.  I just cropped them out.  Here's a video that gives you a sense of the pandemonium:

I think it's cooler to portray Justin alone, brooding about art, fame, and the surprising amount of old gum that litters the urban landscape.



Now if you'll excuse me, I have to see a doctor about my damaged vocal cords.  Okay, yes, a few of the screams were mine.

NOTE: CelebriGum will be on hiatus until the week of July 9th, so that top-level CelebriGum management can attend the annual Worldwide Gum Humor Conference in Amsterdam.  In the meantime, enjoy the extensive CelebriGum archives going back to the summer of 2010.


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