(1a) Your favorite day of the year:
I dunno. Christmas.
(1b) Why?
Family and happiness and cookies and shit like that
(2) Your least favorite color:
Don't really have one
(3) State which you would most like to live other than your current:
New York
(4) Country other than the US you would most like to live:
Hong Kong
(5) If you had to lose one of your senses, which would it be?
Smell
(6) If you could have any super power what would it be?
Teleportation
(7) If you could turn back time just once, where would you go?
Dunno
(8) If you could peer into any time in the future, when would you look?
Probably really far into the future like 2500 or something.
(9) If you had to choose someone else to be for the rest of your life, who would you be?
Uh... Justin Bieber. Just because.
(10) If you could choose someone else to be for 24 hours, who would you be?
JUSTIN BIEBER. I would probably ruin him.
(11) If you could change one thing and one thing only about the world, what would it be?
Maybe end hunger
(12) If you had to be another animal, what would you choose to be?
Cat
(13) If money were no object, what would your dream job be?
No object as in money doesn't matter for the job? Well don't people have jobs to make money? I'm kind of confused.
Maybe a mobster. I dunno.
(14) If you had to kill one person, and nothing would be held against you afterward, who would it be?
Dunno
(15) If you could only use 5 words for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Yes, no, stop, what, later
(16) Would you rather be married to someone you can never truly love or to someone who can never truly love you?
Both sound pretty shitty
(17) If you had to have been born in another, non-english speaking country, where would you choose?
Hong Kong
(18) If it meant losing your legs, would you like to have fully functioning wings?
No
(19) If you had to pick someone with whom you had to be stranded with on a tropical island forever, who would it be?
Someone who can hold up a good conversation.
(20a) What personal habit of others annoys you the most?
Dunno
(20b) What personal habit of yours annoys you the most?
Procrastination
(21) If you were about to die and had the chance to talk to only one person who would it be?
Dunno. My mom.
(22) If you had to die now or live forever, which would you choose?
Die now
(23) Yes or No... Do you still smoke crack and molest chickens?
No
Source:
http://surveys.livejournal.com/16156134.html