Posted by Dewan Gibson | Filed under News
I used to think Justin Bieber was a nice dwarf, like Emmanuel Lewis. But now that he’s making teens cut themselves and turning adults into Sanduskys, I’m thinking he might be the Antichrist. From the Chicagoist:
“A Rockford man was arrested at a high school swim meet, and when asked why he was there, he said ‘received a brainwave message’ from Justin Bieber telling him to go see the kids. The man later admitted to masturbating at the swim meet.
Riverside Police were called to the Riverside Brookfield High School on Saturday after security staff confronted Lawrence E. Adamczyk, 49, in an off-limits hallway during a boys swim meet. Police approached Adamczyk in the bleachers and asked for identification.
At first he claimed he had kids in the competition, but he refused to tell him the names of the children and his driver’s license showed he was not from the area…Adamczyk told police that he had taken the train from Chicago to Riverside to go to the Brookfield Zoo, where he said he planned to ‘look for young boys to have sex with.’ As he passed the high school, Bieber’s brainwaves sent him to the school instead.“
Dewan Gibson: The Imperfect Blog
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http://www.imperfectenjoyment.com/2013/01/swim-meet-perv/