THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Jordan (aka “Jiordyn”), a sidepiece belonging to Justin Bieber. She is a bottle server in Vegas (big life goals) but was most recently vacationing with him in ATL, Bahamas, ect. She has a ginormous Hilton logo-style refund gap that I thought you could bring to her attention? She says that her boobs were her “best investment ever” — eek. She is also constantly bragging on tumblr about how she landed JB “with no makeup on” and how “natural” she is. If she wants to win this side-piece competition she has to think realistically and drastically. Square tits in your armpits won’t get you first place.
Sorry Jordan, but you are just a statistic on the back of Justin Bieber’s baseball card. We should probably call you Upper Deck.- nik
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