I’m trying to figure out why racist Donald Sterling, a NJB (Nice Jewish Boy), attended a black Church service this past Sunday. Is it a move to make him seem okay in the eyes of a judge? Is he trying to run for re-election? Is he thinking about converting? I have no idea why he did this. It makes very little sense. Someone needs a new PR team.
I guess this is a great time to mention that HJ PR is looking for new high profile clients. We will help you out with your “image” issues. Are you a racist? We’ll pay someone slightly less famous than you to say something even more terrible. Did your PR team put you on TV to spew more racist garbage? We’ll start WW3 for you so that you don’t have to worry about clips of you running around the 24 hour news cycle.
We have a specific plan tailored to everyone! Including you Justin Bieber! Let’s talk about how Europe looks so much better than the U.S. right now. Amsterdamn has drugs. Germany has roads with no speed limits. It’s the perfect place for you. And no one will care if you tell racist jokes. Please leave (and pay us our PR fee).
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